Funny one-liner
Men want three qualities in wives: Economist in the kitchen, artist at home and devil in the bed. But they get an artist in kitchen, a devil at home and an economist in Bed.
Funny
They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it`s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank
Funny
Teacher: What is common between Jesus, Lord Rama, Gandhi ji and Buddha?
Student: All of them were born on Government holidays!
Student: All of them were born on Government holidays!
Friendship
I miss u like a falling star,
if u c there is no star in the sky.
Means there's no enough star
to count how i miss u.
if u c there is no star in the sky.
Means there's no enough star
to count how i miss u.
Friendship
Every time i hear my message tone.
I always hope one of them comes from u.
My phone has limited memory but
my heart has unlimited space
4 someone like u.
I always hope one of them comes from u.
My phone has limited memory but
my heart has unlimited space
4 someone like u.