Funny one-liner

Men want three qualities in wives: Economist in the kitchen, artist at home and devil in the bed. But they get an artist in kitchen, a devil at home and an economist in Bed.

Funny

They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it`s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank

Funny

Teacher: What is common between Jesus, Lord Rama, Gandhi ji and Buddha?
Student: All of them were born on Government holidays!

Love

Without Love - Days Are

Moanday,
Tearsday,
Wasteday,
Thirstday,
Frightday,
Sadday.

Friendship

I miss u like a falling star,
if u c there is no star in the sky.
Means there's no enough star
to count how i miss u.

Friendship

I want to give my love
to someone..
and i hope u will be
the only one to receive.

Friendship

Every time i hear my message tone.
I always hope one of them comes from u.
My phone has limited memory but
my heart has unlimited space
4 someone like u.

Friendship

If your body were jail and your arms chain,
that beautiful site to fulfill my sentence!

Friendship

If my hand were red and my heart inkpot,
with the blood of my veins it would
write to you I WANT to YOU!