Funny one-liner
Men want three qualities in wives: Economist in the kitchen, artist at home and devil in the bed. But they get an artist in kitchen, a devil at home and an economist in Bed.
Funny
They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it`s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank
Funny
Teacher: What is common between Jesus, Lord Rama, Gandhi ji and Buddha?
Student: All of them were born on Government holidays!
Student: All of them were born on Government holidays!
Friendship
I miss u like a falling star,
if u c there is no star in the sky.
Means there's no enough star
to count how i miss u.
if u c there is no star in the sky.
Means there's no enough star
to count how i miss u.
Friendship
Every time i hear my message tone.
I always hope one of them comes from u.
My phone has limited memory but
my heart has unlimited space
4 someone like u.
I always hope one of them comes from u.
My phone has limited memory but
my heart has unlimited space
4 someone like u.
Friendship
If my hand were red and my heart inkpot,
with the blood of my veins it would
write to you I WANT to YOU!
with the blood of my veins it would
write to you I WANT to YOU!
Flirt
GIRL FRIEND IS FOR FUN,
WIFE IS FOR SON,
GIRL FRIEND IS NIGHT PARTNER,
WIFE IS LIFE PARTNER,
GIRL FRIEND IS TOOTY FRUITY WHILE WIFE IS KISMAT PHOOTI ....
WIFE IS FOR SON,
GIRL FRIEND IS NIGHT PARTNER,
WIFE IS LIFE PARTNER,
GIRL FRIEND IS TOOTY FRUITY WHILE WIFE IS KISMAT PHOOTI ....
Flirt
IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD
RESULT:
NO SMS
NO FLOWER
NO VALENTINE'S
NO CANDLES
NO PERFUME
NO TRAVELLING
NO TAJ MEHAL
ALL THE MEN
GO DIRECT IN HEVEN .......
RESULT:
NO SMS
NO FLOWER
NO VALENTINE'S
NO CANDLES
NO PERFUME
NO TRAVELLING
NO TAJ MEHAL
ALL THE MEN
GO DIRECT IN HEVEN .......
Jokes
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?....
It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins ..............
It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins ..............
Flirt
What is Kiss?
Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetation,in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.
Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetation,in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.
Love
You may not love me like I love you
You may not care for me like I care for you
But if you ever need me
I will always be around for you..:-)
You may not care for me like I care for you
But if you ever need me
I will always be around for you..:-)
Jokes
Sorry...By mistake I sent this message to you. Please dont see down its written Bad.
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A man was dying of Cancer,but he was telling his disease was Aids.
His son asked dad why u telling lie?
Ans: coz after my death nobody will touch ur mum.
Amar sokal bkal dupur gulo 2may tula delam, 2mar ratre jaga prohor gulo ami tula nelam.
Uncle sabdhane ghure uraen?
Shopone ashibo SMS ar moto,
Hridoe thakibo 'RINGTON' ar moto,
Friendship kokhono kombena 'BALANCE' ar moto.
Shodhu tumi jodi thako pashe "NETWORK" ar moto.