A man was dying of Cancer,
but he was telling his disease was Aids.
His son asked dad why u telling lie?
Ans: coz after my death nobody will touch ur mum.

Amar sokal bkal dupur gulo 2may tula delam, 2mar ratre jaga prohor gulo ami tula nelam.
Uncle sabdhane ghure uraen?

Shopone ashibo SMS ar moto,
Hridoe thakibo 'RINGTON' ar moto,
Friendship kokhono kombena 'BALANCE' ar moto.

Shodhu tumi jodi thako pashe "NETWORK" ar moto.